Six Ways We Can Starve Out the SCAMCAMS Now!
"Let's See: Number One is 'Call Them SCAMCAMS'!"
Six Ways We Can Starve Out the SCAMCAMS Now!
Let my people go, or I will come and smite your land with a plague of frogs! –Moses to Pharaoh
The SCAMCAMS themselves prove that the political process in our cities and our “criminal, justice system” is already corrupted, so here are some immediate ways we can start starving out the SCAMCAMS now without having first to enlist the help of those currently abusing us:
1. Popularize the term, “SCAMCAMS”! Employ it in your conversations; use it in your emails, text messages, Facebook and Twitters; wear “NoScamCams” buttons, or forward this NoScamCams.com link to friends.
2. Wherever possible, avoid all intersections with SCAMCAMS and any merchants within a half a block of a SCAMCAM, unless the merchants are somehow visibly displaying their support for the NOSCAMCAMS movement. Then, please patronize them doubly!
3. Spray your license plates with reflective gloss that makes them less visible to the SCAMCAMS. (Contact info@scamcams.com for the best, inexpensive means of accomplishing this!)
4. Join the growing plague of boiling frogs at the SCAMCAM locations in Auburn. There are three intersection sets of SCAMCAMS—Auburn Way South and 3th S. E. (two approaches), Auburn Way South and “M” Street S. E. (two approaches), and Harvey and 8th Street N.E. (one approach). We will keep you informed when the larger demonstrations will take place, but you're encouraged to come on your own time-line whenever you want to hear lots of people honk their approval of our unstoppable froggernaut!
5. Buy or rent a “NOSCAMCAMS.com” frog outfit from www.costumes-period.com (253) 735-4235. “Costumes, Period” owner, JoAnne Kirley, will custom design an adult frog outfit (male or female) for you at her wholesale price of $200.00 (the price of one SCAMCAM speed-zone ticket), with children froglet sizes for $124 (the price of one SCAMCAM red-light ticket). Or, get a Boiling Frogs or NoScamCams Tee Shirt from our store at info@NoScamCams.com. Or, create something yourself to make your boiling-frog statement—like perhaps a frog puppet, a mock “SCAMCAM camera-head helmet,” or a poster to display at the NOSCAMCAMS gatherings of the boiling frogs. (Come up with your own slogans, or use one of ours, such as,
“SMILE! You’re on SCAMCAMS"—www.NOSCAMCAMS.com;
“Mr. Mayor, Tear Down This SCAMCAM"—www.SCAMCAM.com; or
“_____________________________________!"—www.BoilingFrogs.us.)
6. And, most importantly, sign the “Drive Safely without SCAMCAMS Pledge” and forward it back to us so that we can stay in touch while we eliminate this first threat to our Constitutional Republic, State, and cities.
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Whatever you do, be ever mindful that we have few Constitutional freedoms left with which to redeem the ones already taken from us. Only by grabbing our last chance to jump now, reversing our bad driving habits, drawing a line in the sand here, and taking our stand against the City Council SCAMCAM chicanery on every street corner, will we have a chance of incrementally pushing back against the many other, larger incremental assaults upon our very Constitutional Republic.
In our next link, please read, sign, and return the "Drive Safely without SCAMCAMS" Pledge.
Freddy the Frognosticator
info@noscamcams.com